Why “YOLO” Isn’t a Retirement Strategy…

Let’s be honest, talking about financial planning isn’t exactly what you’d call “sexy.” It doesn’t come up at dinner parties and it rarely trends on TikTok. No one’s ever leaned across a bar stool and whispered, “Hey, want to hear about my asset allocation?”

But here’s the thing: Financial planning is one of those unglamorous superheroes in life. It quietly saves you from chaos, future regret, and the terrifying prospect of living off instant noodles at age 75.

So, let’s break it down, with a dash of humour.  Why financial planning matters and why winging it probably isn’t your best bet.

The Future is Coming Whether You Like It or Not

Remember when you were 18 and thought 30 was ancient? Now here you are, maybe pushing past 30, still wondering where your socks disappear in the dryer. Time has a funny way of sneaking up on us and your future self will arrive whether you’ve prepared or not.

Financial planning is basically sending a care package to your future self. Without it, you’re setting them up with bills, stress, and maybe a part-time job as a shopping centre Santa just to make ends meet. And let’s be honest, no one looks good in a fake beard.

Money Without a Plan is Like a Diet Without Vegetables

You can technically live on pizza and chocolate, but eventually, something’s going to break. The same goes for money. Earning money is great, but without a plan (budgeting, saving, investing, etc.) it’s like eating nothing but cupcakes and hoping your body magically turns them into six-pack abs. Spoiler alert, it won’t!

Financial planning makes sure your money has direction. It tells your money where to go, instead of letting it slip into late-night online shopping carts and bottomless brunch tabs.

Emergencies Don’t RSVP

Flat tire, broken fridge, lost job, surprise vet bill because your cat decided to swallow an entire hair-tie collection. Emergencies are not polite.  They don’t book an appointment in advance.

That’s where financial planning shines. By setting aside an emergency fund, you’re basically building a force field between yourself and panic. Because trust me, nothing ruins your day faster than having to put a £1,000 car repair on a credit card that charges more interest than a mob boss.

Retirement Isn’t a Holiday - It’s 20+ Years of Unpaid Time Off

We often think of retirement as sipping margaritas on a beach. But here’s the catch: those margaritas aren’t free. Retirement isn’t just a vacation, it’s potentially 2 or 3 decades where your boss stops paying you but the bills don’t stop arriving.

Without financial planning, retirement looks less like a beach and more like you arguing with the grocery store cashier over expired coupons. By starting early, your money has time to grow (thank you, compound interest!).

Think of it like planting a tree. The best time was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now. And the worst time? When you’re 67 and still Googling, “What is a pension?1”

It Buys You Freedom (A.K.A. The Good Stuff)

Here’s the fun part.  Financial planning isn’t just about doom, gloom, and retirement. It’s also about freedom. Want to quit a job you hate? Travel the world? Start a business? Take a sabbatical and finally write that novel about vampires who love yoga?

Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it absolutely buys options. With a plan in place, you’re not stuck saying “yes” to every pay cheque just to survive. You can actually choose what kind of life you want to live. And that’s pretty priceless.

Stress is Expensive

Research shows that money is one of the biggest causes of stress. And stress doesn’t just give you grey hairs.  It can actually shorten your life. So in a weird way, financial planning is kind of like a life-extending wellness plan, right up there with eating kale and pretending you enjoy jogging.

Think about it.  Would you rather spend sleepless nights worrying about bills, or sleep soundly knowing your money is working quietly in the background? (Hint: the answer is the one where you don’t wake up at 3 a.m. Googling “how to sell plasma for cash.”)

Your Future Self Will Thank You (Probably)

Imagine meeting your future self in 20 years. Do you want them to glare at you, muttering, “Thanks for nothing, pal. I’m broke and still paying off that jet ski you bought on a whim”? Or do you want them to high-five you for setting them up with financial security and peace of mind?

Planning today is an act of kindness for tomorrow. It’s like leaving leftovers in the fridge.  You’ll thank yourself later when you’re hungry.

Final Thoughts

Financial planning may not sound thrilling, but it’s one of the best investments of your time and brainpower. It protects you from emergencies, sets you up for retirement, reduces stress, and gives you freedom to live the life you actually want, not the one dictated by your salary cycle.

So go ahead, budget, save, invest, and plan. Because “YOLO” is a fun motto for ordering dessert, but a terrible retirement strategy.

See you soon!...

Marco Vallone